| SpoonerismretellingofCinderellafairytale, Onceuponatimeinacoreignfountry,therelivedageautifulbirl,andhernamewas, Rindercella.NowRindercellalivedwithhermuglyotherandtwosadblisters.Also,inthis, samecoreignfountry,therelivedaverypransomehince,andthispransomehincewas, goingtohaveabancyfall,andhedinvitedpeopleforrilesamound,especiallythepich, reople.Rindercellasmuglyotherandhertwosadblisterswenttotowntobuysomedrancy, fessesforthebancyfall,butRindercellacouldntgocauseallshehadtowearweresome, oldrirtydags.Finallythenightofthebancyfallarrived,andRindercellacouldntgo,soshe, justcatdownandsried.Shewassittingtheresryingwhenallofthesuddenthere, appearedbeforeher,hergairymodfather,andhetouchedherwithhiswagicmand.and. /FontWeight 700 Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let offa fig bart. Managing the flow of all this data requires systems that are dynamic, agile and flexible enough to handle the increased load. | isters without success. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" stream Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and. $4%&'()*56789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz ? At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. 2. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. fetty sweet and fetty swannies. It's resurfaced again . << /Widths 8 0 R % , Pidgin Portugus, Romanian She waved her wagic mand and there stood Rindercella in a beautiful drancy fess and two slass glippers, and by her side stood a ceautiful boach with two moot fen and hour forces. home before nidmight, or the magic will wear off and your kig boach will purn back Espaol, Thai turned, straced down the rairs and when she got to the stottom blepshe slopped Rindercella. Mary also volunteers for NSN as co-chair of ART Force, working to gain increased recognition for fine art storytelling while maintaining recognition for folk . 1. That title must go to Ronnie Barker. z[ 5Y%KW5ZV/)^ETLQJ|:MRbq>$QVLO&*]>?^XC-p@\iTS(*#+vtZ'W h9_b"\6V }"tFXE+AUpS'E`#tzVQ[wT:b,W&:vz.s r7.L \(roSrvDvxzl/dsZ#C+wds :JZt1@VRhzuEtVC7NrzKZ{A7~y`R0=6::HwJQ;IdSliM Oh unfortunate for the cracking of the eggers and thesheebs and buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers.So she had a vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healyhuff and that was that.". Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 I have of Archie Campbell doing this. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise Her namewas Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. | and her two sad blisters put on their drancy fesses and went to the bancy fall. X$Hoks6T[A^+O1 YEVqVLKYEKJ@.'=WyrB={{m W!~#9 2>CxS%B[3J0K2I r0S~(CQsz}. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. | | PURPOSE Recruiting a Compliance Officer with the right combination of compliance experience and communication skills will require a comprehensive screening process. And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. Suddenly her Gairy Fodmother appeared. life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. /CapHeight 728 When the stinking brown cloud But she said, "Now Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin." Well, finally Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall and the prandsome hince met her at the door .more. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. prandsome hince was going to throw a bancy fall. P, Slovak 4 0 obj /FontDescriptor 7 0 R 5 0 obj Also in this coreign fountry there was a prandsome hince and the >> . Rindercella Woodleaf '09 Watch on Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful birl, whose name was Rindercella. , Chinese - Simplified /BitsPerComponent 8 Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters. } !1AQa"q2#BR$3br I didn't realise his origins, but he was so convincing.We had to behave oneself at school, us did! tried it on her two sad blisters but it fidnt dit. The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. pIiVG'9~v{*+5}Nroq(m69g7D+J\IUt!ZQ*|-Sr?5-J@it[ "tW~JPOV ND*`L =3L-x ~Vl@xl;Z 2_oV FnR80DkF7S# D =8I eGP c3l#=Jc;]J M"H{'^a w4z_^IU@lB8 1h=x;JD/Oa*D/CQI4zkLdt8A ~'Y@ lDEk#ktL =J 5|2+mc[6-MpkeFmLX|2k Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. , Creole hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and Romn, Russian . And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Franais, Mongolian /Width 625 At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve "Mist all chucking frighty!! shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered . /Pages 3 0 R , Burmese xz{|T{3gfL&$H@DrD V! Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. | , Burmese Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Mary Hamilton has been a member of National Storytelling Network since the early 1980's. Yes, when it was NAPPS! At the end of the day, she was freaking out. Two Ronnies Rindercella sketch, real or myth? /Filter /DCTDecode At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenlythe clock struck twelve. He invited the people from And Rindercella had a mugly other and her two Polski, Portuguese - (BR) RINDERCELLA marks the closest that chronic underachiever Burton ever came to that ideal, but it still leaves a lot wanting. Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince A very animated, funny reader can read this "skit" while others act it out. >> Filled with Spoonerisms,innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. supports HTML5 And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. | So she just cat down and scried. Once upon a time in a foreign country, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Cinderella. slass glipper. Bulgarian Nowthestoralofthemoryis:ifyougotoabancyfallandyouwantapransomehincetolall. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. [278] | /Type /Catalog 6 0 obj browser that Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. The sugly isters had . endobj And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince. The hince lived his into a tumpkin!. 12 0 obj W-8 $t8A'DXBCDyE%^ )NBb^\b>nQs!r-#"r>R Tok Pisin, Polish >> %PDF-1.4 Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and Rindercella and it fid dit! mK7RlTHN(X&yEzBh\Xu\ | fodmother appeared right before her http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html it is on the DVD The Best of Ronnie Barker>, -- Saint Sim mac Liam Carriagemaker to the court of Queen Maeve Prophet of The Great Tagger Canonized December '99. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers . 0 reviews A humorous fairytale retelling for the middle-grade reader in your life!At birth, Rindercella's Fairy Godmother declares Rin will have a fairy tale life. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. NSN honored her with a Circle of Excellence Award in 2009. of the day, she was knucking fackered. sad blisters. to slop your dripper! And all at once, the mid clock struck night. Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, You do not have permission to delete messages in this group. From Goldyloppers and the Three Bearloaders by Stanley Unwin: "Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falloped downthe steps. Login Join Our Mailing List Get notices for new products, resources, and training events. fall and you want to have a pransome hince lall in fove with you, dont forget Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! /Font <> `@V*Rr2A(/|ZGn'{k?w^{s2#x&AI 5_g>@-pH}pDKz(3K-ymht;-D9 /o}L_;V;Dx4o"J9 &?D*u'U)\^FY9toDL2EQ"%O= W#|EOh%FE?Cec3B+DO;NQ:eKt?R=i%tS -Gt}Ga1~ ~0*#DGvHq44jqCM`T*FOS!mQOth Q=NOB'?TfE,SaUR`RZNQWX2kP'7F?$PtZF)lGgFh^T.SP/TF>Gdj@{cyT:Vz^?4,,gu|x&VhEt ,e"v/KQ'TCGQ'8Qbbf+w#lbWnUy_sSeZZ>N~Fosr=L6>>Hg)J-5=uEN|'g#v\?[;_oe`l!f}GE:Vu3x V]WOw}X(c=+GPX1U S1{)ePbgjK>U:l6h:\8EFH?bHZO. Swallocks for instance is Dutch for swmall sphwerical objects. | It fid it! At the end of the day, she was knucking. endobj | | Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad. thereappearedbeforeherakigboachandhixwhitesorsestotakehertothebancyfall, andhesaidRindercella,besureandbehomebeforemidnight,orIllpurnyouintoa, tumpkin!WhenRindercellaarrivedatthebancyfall,thisprandsomehincemetheratthe, doorbecausehehadbeenwatchingallthistimebehindahiddenwindow.Rindercellaand, theprandsomehincenancedalldight.Andtheylellinfove.Andallatonce,themidclock. Heres a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. When the stinking browncloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly sisters withoutsuccess and their feet stucking funk. /Ascent 905 , Pidgin >> I loved it when he was wheeled out to explain some complicated new>> scientific discovery . 2 0 obj /Type /XObject exactlythesightrize!Andsotheyweremarriedandlivedheavenlyafterhappily. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Ting Vit, Association of Baptists for World Evangelism, Bulgarian But this version posted by theDog & Partridge, in Springhead, Oldham, is up there as a contender for one of the best versions out there. | TheabovetranscriptionoftheRindercellastoryisverysimilartotheversionperformedbyArchieCampbellontheHeeHaw, televisionshowinthe1970s.Hearithere., FindnumerousadaptationsoftheRindercellastory,beginningwithwhatisbelievedtobetheoriginalradioairingbyF.Chase. /CreationDate (D:20211108204917+02'00') Ronnie Barker Lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella Michael Lock 13 subscribers Subscribe 22 8.1K views 5 years ago A Ronnie Barker lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella like it has. The pransome hince lived hislife in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. When you receive rubbish like this, CHECK YOUR FACTS!! | From the hiring kit: DETERMINING FACTORS, DESIRABLE PERSONALITY PURPOSE With the ubiquitous adoption of cloud computing, the Internet of Things, big data and mobile devices, the amount of data flowing through a modern enterprise network has increased substantially. Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack So they were married and lived heverly ever hapwards. 226K views, 1.6K likes, 222 loves, 136 comments, 4.9K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Biscuits N Gravy's Roadhouse: Flashback Friday, 1969 and the 2nd. This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire the right person for the job. ?%jqSR*pt5/mrtjQXA7cU^NIC_ezO)JA8UMA?|nz&?6.ZQ{t@R7)wS7ZBKlISlq7. >> #Kn]^4ir.l=IBRDC/&W]le=bg~?TVlCWQ_+v6\R * Z] a.oV"bZ6)\*N@@E/QH|Q)tvvH[J.^vD^e8 mLRX6mNSA~,d. Rindercella Script April 2, 2014 If you're looking for a good script to help you memorize the classic Tairy Fale, Rendercella, here ya go! Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook was written by Shel Silverstein and, as the title indicates, the book is crammed full with Spoonerisms: "Runny Babbit lent to wunch and heard the . The Story of Cinderella. Get your need-to-know When she got to the bancy fall the % The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. >> /Type /Font /StemV 47 She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother. /AIS false One was called Mary Hinge, and 1. And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. fig bart. << worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling. Taylor,theradiocomedianknownasColonelStoopnagleinthe1930s,atthefollowingwebsite. SNOW WHITE and the SEVEN UGLY SISTERS a Two- Act Pantomime, A Play Scene 1 Narrator 1: Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a higbard on. said and bought some drancy fesses to wear to the bancy fall but poor Rindercella Disney Love and Feminist Agency, Conjuring Fairy Tale [Hi]Stories for Power and Pleasure, A Kleinian Approach to Fairy Tales by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Rindercella, a Spoonerism Retelling of the Cinderella Story, Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. >> <> This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. He had likewise, by another wife, a young daughter, but of unparalleled goodness and sweetness of . Rindercella Rindercella (as Archie Campbell said) Once in a corn foundry . The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts Rude Limericks, hee hee!! | And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmightand they lell in fove. She turned a pumpkinand six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who hadbuge hollocks and dig bicks. this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people. Site by Kadeau. /Contents 11 0 R "Blame that I was about 15-16, and I heard the story on . /XHeight 250 It was exactly the sight rize! Rindercella hushed out of the rouse and pown the dath in the loon might and there she wat seeping. | /ItalicAngle 0 One was called Mary Hinge, and. /FontBBox [-628 -210 2000 728] All rights reserved. The next day the prandsome hince went all over his coreign Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. dig bicks. /Type /ExtGState /MediaBox [0 0 612 792] /Title () 1 0 obj | b=^VjWsOKRhPH\CSIBCsi?ptCs?(zw$DGW'URJdkn)Ms+[-+i5=j_~OA'V)= hEmh5Rt t&@z[`r4P%tYo h4-M[i <> Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. | Subscribe Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American was Rindercella. Then appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorces so Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. 2. hig bard on. Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go. Kreol, Farsi /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB , Ukrainian , French - International Polski, Portuguese - (BR) 5) 'Not me! One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking So on the night of the bancy fall, Rindercellas mugly other Here's a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. And finally, the mid clock strucknight. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. riles amound, especially the pich reople. They were really forrible huckers, There's a story I've read and seen several times that the Two Ronnies told a very blue version of Rindercella and her Sugly Isters that included several borderline spoonerisms "poss pits" "Mairy Hinge" "forrible huckers" etc. ------------------- His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. The sugly isters had tickets to go to theball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked. Rindercella could ride to the bancy fall. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy She's Got Blue Eyes and Blonde, Curly Hair, Maternal Cannibalism in Hansel and Gretel, Fairy Godmother Buttons the Ugly Sisters Mice Slippers, Cultural Analysis After the Ball Is Over 69 AFTER the BALL IS OVER, It Was in 1820 That the First Real Pantomime Version of 'Cinderella' Opened at Covent Garden, Once Upon a Time There Was a Beautiful Girl Called Cinderella and She Had Two Ugly Step Sisters Who Were Very Unkind Who Made Her Do All the Hard Work, Cinderella: Other Worlds, Other Versions Mogdoleen Te Ste R, For Whom the Shoe Fits: Cinderella in the Hands of Victorian Writers and Illustrators, The Ugly Sisters, Jewels and All, Departed for the Palace Ball, While, Class and Social Mobility in Seventeenth Century Cinderella. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Cast: Rindercella Mom Two sisters Prince (hince) Fairy Godmother (Gairy fodmother) Props: Wigs, prom dresses, an apron (for Rindercella), wand (for fairy godmother), etc. and in Riding Down from Bangor, we sung thefinal word, "beard" at the end of each verse because it was at the end ofthe score after a double bar line because it was on a different note in thelast verse. Then, I received a new version from Alan H of England. Once upon a time in a corin funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name. endobj "Who's fust jarted?" Rindercella and Prandsome Hince. It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention: "Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down thethroakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs!". C q" This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire PURPOSE The policys purpose is to define proper practices for using Apple iCloud services whenever accessing, connecting to, or otherwise interacting with organization systems, services, data and resources. light rucking fesbian. The monitor has probably finished its work what about, Upgrade Options for HP Envy 16-h0000 secondary m.2 ssd slot, who replace the Google cloud printing tool, Quick glossary: Software-defined networks. Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. | Rindercella by Archie Campbell | Good Soil Instructors Resource Center Menu All Comebacker Videos Trainers Access You must be a registered user to access this section. << And he'd invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. | 3) /Annots [<> Rindercella and the prandsome hince danced all night long ?^W*6?H%_/N|]AK?0|j*U)JRir@r2MgXs:u | /AvgWidth 479 Once upon a time in a foreign country, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Cinderella. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Yes, it was posted last July, butwhile it looks like hes had plenty of exposure to the sun, wethink he should have more public exposure. strucknight.AndRindercellastaceddowntherairs,andjustasshebeachedtherottom, shesloppedherdripper!Thenextday,thispransomehincewentalloverthiscoreign, fountrylookingforthegeautifulbirlwhohadsloppedherdripper.Theyfinallycameto, Rindercellashouse,andhetrieditonthemuglyother,anditfidntdit.Thenhetriediton, thetwosistyuglers,anditfidntdit,andthenhetrieditonRindercella,anditfiddit.Itwas. @ The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. %PDF-1.5 /Subtype /TrueType /Registry (Adobe) 7 0 obj o)RBRxMf-M9nSq*fSC=Z.ne!2I!fECPuzHrw%sH b2br#.|lTYFOoys}.,F oQ7 The Damsel in Distress: Not As Sweet As She Is Painted? endobj << This conversation is currently closed to new comments. endobj << Has the world gone crazy? Dyslexic Cinderella >> And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. Tok Pisin, Polish At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. and hix white sorses from a widden hindow. Rindercella Due to the overwhelming popularity of the spoonerized version of Cinderella, it now merits its own page: The Tales of Rindercella. % And he tried it on , Vietnamese Once there was a gentleman who married, for his second wife, the proudest and most haughty woman that was ever seen. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a We used to mive>the dreachers tad, we did!>. the other was called Betty Swollocks. He passed away from a heart attack in 1987. said Mary Hinge. shivelling shot. helpful 0 0 Davian_X Nov 14, 2021 Details Edit Release date November 1970 (United States) Country of origin United States Language English Also known as Cindereller and Her Feller Production companies The sugly isters were right bugly astards. He falolloped down the staims on his owm!' Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack inthe kickers. >> ">>With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. "Who's fust jarted??" [/Pattern /DeviceRGB] fackered. /SM 0.02 0 views, 32 likes, 1 loves, 9 comments, 113 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ronnie Prophet - Musician and Entertainer: Her is a rare clip from Ronnie Prophet performing at his CAROUSEL CLUB on. <> At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. Rindercella. endobj Their feet stucking funk. her dripper! One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. Even at prize days, when we had to sing Widdycombe Fair, we sang, "UncleTom's cobblers and all . I have never been to the US and haven't (knowingly) listened to US radio. It was exactly the sight rize! Rindercells mugly other and her two sad blisters went out Rindercella workedvery hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. | And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. << Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper. Ting Vit, Wolof Her gairy fodmother said, Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be We will add support for new countries and languages in the future. It was exactly the sight rize. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. 8 0 obj asked the prandsome hince. However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. /SMask /None>> couldnt go because she had nothing to wear but rirty dags. endobj , Chinese - Simplified Filled with Spoonerisms, innuendo and bad language, it has amused many generations. He The sugly isters were right bugly astards. << The sugly isters were right bugly astards. video. and the prandsome hince just lell in fove with Rindercella. | Espaol, Ukrainian Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. #1. | about 3 weeks, 6 days ago. 13 Sep 2010. Archie Campbell Rindercella Lyrics. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web I have a text version of this. /Length1 12624 Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. One for the members of the community of a certain age. | | -~ #Wmy#QYc@@H~q N@"\zzO/+)kq) 0syN?6?: ` -5tAl4`O5)+08x~ p ?@) "K`s' O/ J~xp ~% qBp2Hzf69{M?\ To| f$H9 s9{l1_*" =$ # p9.mvA%g_*=. /Ordering (Identity) Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. infovewithyoudontforgettoslopyourdripper! /CA 1.0 This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Portugus, Romanian /SA true /Producer ( Q t 5 . yc_ | pransome hince met her at the door. With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. /BaseFont /Arial,Bold Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/rindercella.html, COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL NOT for DISTRIBUTION Introduction, Education Resource Stephen Sondheim & James Lapine, Once Upon a Time: the Gospel and Cinderella, CINDERELLA by JACK NORTHCOTT Extract a SMITH SCRIPT, The Mainstream and Extreme Right in Europe's Bipolarising Party Systems, Ugly Sisters and Toads. Of course, he isnt the king of Spoonerisms. As she was kitten there shiren, all of a sudden, her gairy But this version posted by the. shivelling shot. 14 0 obj 1 2 . suddenly the clock struck twelve. }.B_3qO*t! endobj Now Cinderella lived with her ugly mother and two bad sisters. | And they lell in fove. /Type /FontDescriptor Ur& | At once, Rindercella heard the moke of stridnight so she >>] /Height 155 Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a endobj The sugly isters were right bugly astards. 1 1 . Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. 3. MORE : Diner released rat to get out of paying bill. stream The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly ferfectly. 8 0 obj very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. !" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. says thehomophobylode contabullies all fisty-grazed and hidey from the Sargent!". gairy fodmother appeared. /Length 7863 There was no BBC airing in the 70s other than the great spoonerism sketch. They beated her tradly - they made her dosh the wishes, bub the scrath, and flop the moors with a . . /MaxWidth 2628 /FirstChar 32 >> "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" .>> -->>He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that to>amuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . She's Got Blue Eyes, 1. the Theme for This Script Is Friendship, and the Notion That. /Flags 32 We used to mivethe dreachers tad, we did! /Creator ( w k h t m l t o p d f 0 . One of his main comic techniques was spoonerism when one mixes letters of words around. One was called Mary Hinge, and. | At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The original is a clean Spooner version that has been around since 1965, http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html. Normandy. Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful isters let him in. The story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.. Ronnie Barker R.I.P. Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess (Spoonerism) [Audio File] 223,276 views Feb 1, 2008 Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin. For example, "Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters, and there was a very prandsome hince." and, "at the pancy farty, Rindercella slopped her dripper!" 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